Whoa, so 33 Immortals is making some noise again for Xbox folks. Fourth time’s the charm, I guess? Kicking off on Tuesday, May 20, right when the caffeine hits (8am PT), and this madness wraps up six days later on Monday, May 26. They’ve thrown a bone to Xbox One users this time, which is… kind of cool, honestly. I mean, poor Xbox One’s been feeling a bit left out lately, right? Anyway—get your thumbs ready—space is tight.
### What’s the Deal with This Game?
So picture this: you’re a soul damned for eternity, saying, “Nope, not today!” to God’s final judgment. You and 32 other lost souls team up to brawl with demons in a giant co-op chaos fest. It’s quick matchmaking, so you’re in battle faster than realizing you left the stove on. Team up or get squashed by monstrous foes. Plus, there’s an arsenal to expand—relics and such to give your soul a bit of a power-up. Face divine wrath—sounds kinda heavy, doesn’t it?
Oh, if you’re curious and don’t mind risking eternal damnation, sign up on the 33 Immortals site. Or don’t. Up to you—I’m not your mom.
### What’s New This Time?
Anyway—wait, nope—small update/massive fix news! Control rebinding’s here. Finally. Heard the Sword of Justice got a nerf. Or a buff? No, balanced. Game lingo, right? Staff of Sloth and Bow of Hope joined the balancing act, and those Daggers of Greed won’t be wreaking havoc anymore. Thank player feedback for that cleanup job. Curious about the full patch notes? Yeah, me too, but you better click the link yourself.
### When’s This Happening Again?
Same drill here: Tuesday, May 20, 8am PT—don’t snooze or you’ll lose—and it all ends Monday, May 26. Set those reminders if, like me, you tend to forget things moments after hearing them.
### Want In? Here’s How:
Alright, so you’re interested? Get on your Xbox or PC at game time, launch the Xbox Insider Hub (grab it from the store if it’s missing), then find Previews > 33 Immortals and click Join. Don’t hold your breath, though—spots fill up faster than free tacos at a party.
### Got Bugs? We Want ‘Em.
If your gaming experience feels more bugged out than a picnic in summer, hold your Xbox controller’s home button, select Report a problem, and spill the beans in the form. Help them help you, right?
### Spin the Social Wheel:
For more crumbs, check X/Twitter @XboxInsider or hang with the Reddit crew. No guarantees you’ll find enlightenment, but hey, it’s somewhere to start, right?