Release Date Confirmed for Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo

Alright, so here’s the lowdown on Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo, straight from PM Studios and Pocket Trap to your ears (or eyes?). Anyway, mark your calendar for its epic arrival on Nintendo Switch. I mean, who wouldn’t be hyped for a game that’s calling itself the first-ever “Yoyovania”? Sounds wild, right?

So, picture this: You’re Pippit, this up-and-coming yoyo whiz embarking on a wild ride in a 2D top-down platformer. Got a bit of family drama (auntie’s business empire, say what?) mixed with laser beams that steal souls — seriously chaotic vibes there. Oh, and four crime bosses that need to be schooled, all while swinging your trusty yoyo. Yeah, it’s as nuts as it sounds.

What’s cool though, is how every new yoyo trick is like a game-changer. You’re not just spinning and hoping for the best. It’s about seeing the city and those gnarly battlegrounds in fresh, mind-bending ways. You get what I mean? No? Just go with it.

Okay, breaking it down: there are four districts to explore. Over a thousand screens packed with secrets, puzzles, and who knows what else. You gotta infiltrate these crime guys’ businesses, and it’s not like walking into a grocery store. It’s more like getting lost in a corn maze — but with enemies. And action puzzles. A lot of them.

Something else that’s bonkers — there are over 40 badges to collect. They switch up your gameplay in ways you’d never guess. Plus, feel like borrowing from a loan shark? Because, sure, why not? They’ve got over 20 passive upgrades you can unlock. Just keep an eye on that interest, I guess.

Collectibles? Oh, just the usual 80+ things scattered around. Life upgrades, treasures, the works. They’ve really packed this game like an overstuffed suitcase.

Circle the date, okay? May 28, 2025, when this madness drops on the Nintendo eShop worldwide. It’s gonna be digital, which is fitting for such a wacky ride. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it. Or maybe you do, but you really shouldn’t.

So, was there a trailer or something? Hmm, maybe I saw it, maybe I didn’t. Ah, who remembers? YouTube probably has it somewhere, if you’re curious.