Sure thing. Here’s a reimagined version: --- So, here's the deal: the Switch 2 is a total smash hit, but...

Hey, so funny thing—Nintendo just dropped their weekly update, you know, on their eShop thingy for North America. All sorts...

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Sure thing, here it goes: --- Okay, so Nintendo just dropped some news that's kinda exciting if you're into Splatoon...

Sure, here's an attempt at a human-like rewrite: So, there I was, deep in my Harry Potter binge, when this...

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Yo, so Donald's kinda fed up and just straight-up decided to take Steam off his PC. Maybe he's just had...

Although the Switch OLED has that whole deep black thing going on, the Switch 2 screen is brighter—like 450-nits bright,...

Huh, so Gameloft's doing a thing with Disney Dreamlight Valley on the Nintendo Switch 2. Or something like that. Honestly,...

I mean, here’s the deal with Argath. Guy really doesn’t like poor folks, right? It’s like he took a masterclass...