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So, Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 just dropped this wild new Wonder Weapon, and I gotta say, folks are buzzing about its really out-there design. Seriously, it’s giving off some serious “High on Life” vibes. Uh, in case you missed it, that’s a game with talking guns. Yep, you heard right. Anyway, COD Black Ops 6 folks will soon get their paws on this crazy weapon in the Zombies mode. Not just that, there’s a whole bunch of other wacky stuff coming too. I mean, who doesn’t love weird in Zombies mode, right?
Wonder Weapons, for those in the back, are these totally bonkers guns that Call of Duty players have been obsessing over. You know, like, since forever. In Black Ops 6, they’re keeping up the tradition—think elemental staffs straight out of a Marvel flick or the Death of Orion with, I swear, a live scorpion on it. Why anyone thought scorpions make good weapon accessories, I have no idea. Anyway, these guns do bizarre things like inflating zombies (no kidding) or turning them into icy statues. I mean, they’re the stuff of legends.
Oh, right! Almost forgot… did I mention they’ve got this new Stan Smith skin—and people aren’t thrilled? Let’s just say “lazy slop” is the nicest thing I’ve heard. But back to the juicy bit.
So, this Reddit user, Nickster2042, threw out a clip of the new Wonder Weapon. It’s called Gorgofex, and get this—it’s plastered in some green and yellow alien gunk. When you shoot it, it doesn’t even look like bullets—more like something out of a B-movie. Redditors were quick to jump on how it eerily resembles something from “High on Life,” those talking alien guns, remember? It’s wild.
Alright, moving on—I think I’m supposed to tell you the official stuff too. Gorgofex, yeah, that’s its name. Set to launch with Black Ops 6: Zombies Season 5 on August 7. They’re saying it’s got fungal, floral, and insect bits. Glows like it’s alive, with what looks like a beating heart. Sounds like a horror show, honestly. They didn’t spill the beans on how to snag this thing yet, but it does major damage and screws with gravity to snare enemies. Sounds like fun, right?
Oh, and not just the weapon—there’s a new map called Reckoning, coming your way. Plus, there’s this upgrade thingy, Mister Peeks? It lures and smacks down enemies. Add in some nasty new foes named Uber Klaus and Kommando Klaus—don’t ask me where they get these names—and of course, explosive arrow gear. Because, like, why not?
So yeah, buckle up for Zombies Season 5. It’s gonna be a ride, whether you’re into talking guns or not.
