Whoa, okay, so here’s the deal. It’s like every week Sony just throws this heap of new stuff at us PlayStation folks. PS4, PS5, VR, Plus, you name it. Imagine someone opening the floodgates of games, add-ons, whatever. Chaos, but fun chaos, if that makes sense. So, I’m trying to keep you on the straight and narrow—kinda—when it comes to these updates. Anyway, let’s see what’s in the mix this Tuesday, shall we?
North American Fun Times
July’s PS Plus Essentials
Alright, it’s Diablo IV Standard for PS4/PS5. Crazy, right? Plus, there’s Jusant on the PS5—which, who knows what that even is—but sounds cool. Oh, and King of Fighters XV for those of us still reliving arcade dreams.
PS4 & PS5 Madness
Ready? Okay, grab some popcorn or whatever. Here’s what’s dropping:
- Airplane Flight Simulator: Combat Zone – Not sure why but imagining planes dodging through chaos is, like, kinda thrilling.
- The Alpha Wolf – Werewolves maybe? Just guessing.
- AquaDream – Love a good water theme. Fish? Mermaids? Who knows.
- Arcade Archives STINGER – Retro vibes? Yes, please.
- Azure Striker Gunvolt Trilogy Enhanced – Sounds fancy, right?
- Battle Pixel – Pixels battling? Classic.
- Beam Driver, Bedrotting – Is that a typo or a game about insomnia?
- Best Served Cold – Revenge is a dish… but maybe a game now.
- Bioweaver, BREAKING BRICKS – Messy fun, I hope.
- Buddy Garden & Candivity – Ah, something cutesy among chaos.
- CarGo!, CarX Street – Vroom vroom stuff, ’cause why not.
- Close For The Night, Color Recreator – Nighttime vibes and arty things.
And that’s just SOME of it! Like, we’ve also got:
- Death Relives – Cheery name, huh?
- Dr. Atominus – Probably science-y.
- Ed & Edda: GRAND PRIX – Racing Champions – More vroom-vroom, more bragging.
- EmyLiveShow: King of Desires – Sounds like a trip.
- Exo Mayhem – Villain mode: engaged.
- Fit And Fry: Organized Chef – Cooking chaos! My kitchen style.
- Hatsune Miku Logic Paint S+ – Something for the music lovers.
- Jumping Food Delivery – Because mundane things need more jumps.
Did I lose you? Anyway—woah, wait—there’s more:
- Killing Floor 3, Lawn Mower Racing – Yikes and yay!
- Long Run, Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap – Because obviously.
- Oxide Room 208 – Creepy hotel room? Maybe.
- Pro Wrestler Story, Psychopathy Assessment – Sports? Mind games?
- Quit Today – Maybe tomorrow, just kidding.
- Rogue Raccoon, Rookie Basketball Shoots – Animals, hoops, it’s all happening.
- Secret Paws – Cozy Offices – Okay, that sounds adorable.
- Strike Mission – Boom, boom, something.
Finally:
- Tales of the Shire – Ooh, fantasy stuff.
- TERASLIDE, Tiny Titans – Slides, cards, all in.
- Tralalero Tralala – Sounds like a whimsical roller coaster.
- Wheel World, WUCHANG: Fallen Feathers – Ending on a high note, or a feathery one.
Hang tight for Europe next, if you’re still sane after all this. 🕹️
