The pies are on the windowsill, cooling like they’ve been up to no good, and somewhere in the background, tea’s just about ready. Yeah, it’s that kind of day. So, dearest Hobbits, Tales of the Shire is dropping on July 29 for Xbox Series X|S. Crazy, right?
If you’re into Tolkien’s world, like who isn’t, this game’s gonna plop you right in Bywater — a peaceful bit of Middle-earth caught between epic quests. You hitch a ride there with this bearded guy. Gives you all the feels, doesn’t it? We’re waiting, arms wide open, tissues in hand, to welcome you.
But hey, new town jitters, am I right? Here’s some pointers to get you comfy.
Hobbit-hole Dreaming
So, beyond that round door, things are a bit… shabby. You inherit this Hobbit-hole, all snug but could use some love. Grandma or whoever boarded up rooms, probably thought it’d save effort. Isn’t that just typical? Anyway — ah, yes! As you bond with Bywater locals, you’ll uncover hidden rooms and gardens waiting for your touch. Like playing home makeovers, but with less drama. Plant a library or crafts room. No timers, just go nuts with décor.
And hey, tip — feed your neighbors favorites, they’ll reward your flair for décor. Simple, right?
Garden Shenanigans
Garden needs your love too. Plant stuff like veggies or flowers and watch them flourish. Provided you water ‘em. Yeah, rain helps, but plan on less lazy days. Rain doesn’t always come when you need it, that’s for sure.
Oh, and don’t forget to add some daybeds or fancy dinner setups. Companions — err, plants love good company too. Heard they thrive when you mix the right ones together. Who knew?
Market Madness
Bywater loves its market. Picture this bustling place with folks selling everything from clothes to spices to random knick-knacks. Meet Nora and Fosco at the store. Fashion or food, they got you. Fancy a tale? Hobson’s your guy. He sells spices and has stories. Probably extra spicy.
Trade stuff with locals — more bond, better trades. Even with grumps.
Wild Wanderings
Roam around for freebies like nuts or mushrooms. Delphinium Brandybuck’s the herb guru, if you get lost. Follow butterflies, they’ve got this knack for leading you to good things.
Fishing Fables
Fish at Ruby’s Pond. If you win over Old Noakes, there’s secret fishing spots just waiting. He’s a bit cranky but his help’s worth it. Plus, he makes cool trophies if you impress him. You’ll need skill though. Fish don’t make it easy.
Feasting with Friends
Jam sponge or pasty anyone? Host meals, that’s how you get to a Hobbit’s heart. Start simple, learn likes and dislikes. And man, the gifts! Hobbits love giving them. Miss inviting a neighbor? You’ll never hear the end of it.
Bywater might feel overwhelming, but it’s a cozy community really. Can’t wait to see you July 29. We’ve got tea waiting.
