I’m looking at this ochre sketch of an aurochs, and honestly, it’s kind of meh. Seriously, cave art is fascinating, right? But when you dig into the details, a lot of the stuff like at Montignac-Lascaux from those Magdalenian folks around 20,000 to 10,000 years back—it’s impressive, sure. Meanwhile, Neanderthal art, mostly in Spain from way before the Cro-Magnons showed up—it’s like, handprints and dots. No anatomically correct beasties here, just raw vibes and maybe a ladder doodle or two. Their stuff didn’t survive as well, and it, uh, shows. Not their best work.
And here I am, brain dumping without hitting the books. Spell-check Magdalenian and Montignac-Lascaux, and boom. Would love to see some fact-checker have a go. Imagine me doing a little dance here.
Now, swap timelines. James—the modern, not caveman—hurls sarcastic reviews, envision Hot Tub Time Machine, but with decent laughs.
This week, Jon scored the new Switch 2. Thanks, bestbuy.com! He’s diving deep into Mario Kart World, where the world is a cruel carousel of shell bombardments. Red shells, pain, rinse, repeat. Picture Jon cursing those shells like a primal chant. It’s strangely meditative.
Oh, and there’s a new Splatoon solo gig too.
Surprisingly, that spirals into other randomness. No clue why, and honestly, I’m lost too.
We hit pause for sanity’s sake, but we’re back at it. Guillaume’s all in for F-Zero GX on Switch 2, advocating with the zeal of a zealot. Can’t back that myself—dude’s in love with virtual chaos. Naturally, he’s also into Valfaris, because big guns and bad guys are apparently life.
Greg swoops in, checking out the fresh Splatoon 3 update for Switch 2. Loves that HDR pop and tells of unheard-of frame rates. Should Nintendo hire me for branding? Maybe.
And me? I’m your slightly befuddled tour guide, James. Just kicked off Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time on the Switch 2. I’ve tangled with time bandits before—kids, suit-wearers, you name it. But a youngling stealing time? New on me.
Wait… where was I? Right. Still in the early stages of the game. More updates post-next session, unless life throws a wrench. You know how it goes.
Got some cave doodles? Toss ‘em this way.
