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Hey, have you heard of “Klaus Lee – Thunderballs”? No? Well, hang on. Assemble Entertainment and NUKKLEAR are throwing this wild 2D action platformer at us, and soon it’ll land on Nintendo Switch and PlayStation—mark your calendars for June 25! And why not check it out while you’re at it?
Now, who’s Klaus Lee again, you ask? Funny story. Back in some alternate universe, he almost became a cop in Beverly Hills but ditched that gig. Hawaii was calling, sort of. Applied to be a private investigator there but got sick of waiting for a callback. So, back to California he went, becoming an unknown stuntman. He was the kind of guy you’d want on your team, but somehow always a beat behind a more famous crew. There’s this wild tale where he nearly snagged a job at a startup in New York, but then some Zeddemore dude swooped in — something about exterminating ghosts. Oh, and get this! Klaus even taught Maverick to fly jets and rock beach volleyball. Talk about an overachiever!
Check out these pics I’ve got: one of Klaus looking all action-hero, and then some snippets from the game that have me thinking about nacho cheese for some reason. Must be the colors.
Okay, focus… Features? Yeah, it’s loaded with them. Classic platforming shenanigans—100 levels care of some wicked level designers. You can even pop on your creative cap and make your own stages. And, mind-blowing, you can share those creations across platforms! It’s like handing the world your wacky, made-up universe to play around in. Endless possibilities… or chaos, depending on how you see it.
So, if you’re in the market for something that’ll keep you glued to your screen and giggling or groaning at your own epic gaming failures… “Klaus Lee – Thunderballs” might just be what you need. Or not. I mean, who knows with these things, right?
Anyway, let’s see if Klaus makes an impression this time around. If not, well, there’s always a chance he’ll pop up in some other bizarre adventure. Life’s funny like that.
